82 points

Evergreen reminder; collective punishment is a crime against humanity and your teacher belongs in the hague.

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Also fucking idiotic. Do teachers who do this really think it discourages the disruptive kid, or rather encourages them by giving them the incredible power of fucking up the day of several dozen other kids?

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Do teachers who do this really think it discourages the disruptive kid

The key thing here is that this isn’t designed to directly discourage the kid, the purpose of doing this is to get the other kids to let’s say do some creative persuasion techniques to not do that again. You might recognize this as one of the stereotypical methods that a military would do when dealing with problem soldier, punish the whole unit/squad instead of the single soldier.

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If that kid continues to intentionally fuck up the day of every other person in the class the rest of the class gets sick of it and beats their ass.

Or, in reality, it changes the actions of the asshole from a funny thing all the other kids laugh at and encourage to an annoying thing where everybody else tells them to fuck off because it keeps ruining their day and they stop because they aremt gettingnpositive reingorcement from it.

Are we really gonna do another round of the “homework is fascism and bedtimes are against human rights” struggle session.

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Eh, still not a fan of getting punished for something someone else did, even if I understand the logic

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Or it unites the class in solidarity against the teacher.

Plus the kid almost certainly has adhd or something and the teacher is trying to turn the class on them for being nd.

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6 points

Had it happen in a class I was in and the reaction was we may as well all be assholes to the teacher then

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Had it pulled on classes I was in in Jr high, we figured out that if that’s the threat we might as well all be disruptive. Collective punishment is a great way to foster collective resistance, what are we gonna do, beat the kid that got us in trouble in his bunk with bars or soap in socks who probably was doing something that made us laugh or the teacher who we all probably hate already and is the one who made that choice?

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I hope its an English class where their next assignment is writing a persuasive essay and one student’s topic is “why our teacher should be tried at the Hague for crimes against humanity”

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65 points

I’m old enough that saying these words around my young nephews and nieces gets such a funny reaction. I’m on the frontlines of making these words uncool you’re welcome

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Hello, nephew! Why, you look full of rizz today, young fella!

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25 points

Did you rizzlers know that I’m him?

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Me too lol, I do the same thing fellow solider!

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60 points

I’m a grown ass adult and this is so fucking hilarious for some reason…

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42 points

I’m firmly millenial but the idea of some 10 year old belting out the lyrics of his generation is so fucking funny

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I’m an “elder millennial” and can still remember some of the dumb shit kids did when I was in school. This is so fucking on brand.

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27 points

We had this dumbfuck asshole who started singing The Bad Touch by The Bloodhound Gang. He shouted “Stick your hand down my pants and I’ll bet you’ll feel nuts!” in the middle of the teacher’s lecture, who was also a dumbfuck asshole and proceeded to lose his shit and they got in an argument for like half an hour over whether or not it was okay to sing songs in class.

Middle school was largely a waste of time. High school too, but also middle school.

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14 points

I still have memories in high school German class of the class clowns screaming at the top of their lungs “ICH LIEBE DICH” with a hard C

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the lyrics of his generation

The song of their people

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Same lol

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Skibidi toilet is a millennial-coded meme

Zoomers hate it bc it’s “too stupid” and not edgy or political enough to have a dedicated punchline

it looks like it was made in orange box and it’s the scatman singing nonsense, both things that materialized and got popular respectively, around 2010

The Boomer --> Millennial --> Alpha and
Xer --> Zoomer --> ???
chain continues
high dopamine contentness and convolution of randomness vs. softer muted (but sometimes very hyper) aesthetics

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I know a gen alpha kid who inhales skibidi sigma memes all day and this kid is the embodiment of pure chaos.

Based off sample size of 1 and their memes, I’m going to say they will be the mad max generation

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5 points

Skibidi! (They leap and perform a miraculous yet meaningless feat and explode in a ball of fire)

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mad max generation

The last generation of humans may already be alive right now and will bear witness to the end of civilization.

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“Mooom, today the teacher asked what would we wanted to be when grown up, and I told him “rich and famous like Elon Musk” and he started twitching and saying stuff like “double colon corporate art, double colon stonks, double colon pathethic””

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im trying to think of weird ass phrases/words from when i was in high school. 1337 h4xx0r?

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30 points

You’re the man now dog. Someone set us up the bomb main screen turn on it’s you how are you gentlemen all your base are belong to us you have no chance to escape make your time

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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Porkchop sandwiches

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9 points

I’m a computer

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I still quote this one

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