27 points
Just don’t go Falling Down.
5 points
20 points
Normalize turning on DND permanently.
13 points
Years ago, I read a great piece of advice (they were talking about a home landline, but the meaning still applies): “The telephone is there for your convenience, not the caller’s.”
5 points
17 points
Just throw someone else’s phone into the ocean. Then you get to experience the thrill without the consequences. I mean unless you get caught.
15 points
You children will never know the pleasure of slamming down the handset of an old rotary phone.
5 points
Can relate to that :D