17 points
Just throw someone else’s phone into the ocean. Then you get to experience the thrill without the consequences. I mean unless you get caught.
5 points
Can relate to that :D
27 points
Just don’t go Falling Down.
5 points
20 points
Normalize turning on DND permanently.
13 points
Years ago, I read a great piece of advice (they were talking about a home landline, but the meaning still applies): “The telephone is there for your convenience, not the caller’s.”
5 points
2 points
Better than throwing it in the squeegie water at a gas station, like Kahn in King of the Hill.
