125 points

Bro never seen a Roman statue, stand proud growers.

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But people laugh at those statues and call them small dicked so I dont think men are seeing those and feeling secure.

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No one was telling these dudes they were small dicked to their face, I can promise this.

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Yeah but we cant imprison women if they call our dicks small.

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1 point

I’m not sure if it makes people happier to think they are being laughed at behind their back.

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People… Who?? Are you hanging around museums listening to people commenting?

I think you’ve invented something to get upset about

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I don’t know what you gain from trying to make out like no one has this opinion but you’re wrong. I’ve heard it everywhere from school to the internet to work. It doesn’t bother me, I’m not lacking in self confidence. Im only pointing it out to the other commenter that he’s comparing himself to statues that get roasted for having small dicks and acting if it’s some own.

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Have you ever been in a class where they showed those pics? Because there’s certain % of people (men and women) who will absolutely snigger about that shit

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89 points

Don’t know how serious this was meant, but I just wanted to inform you that especially the Ancient Greek had another beauty standard thinking men with small penises were superior to larger ones as they thought of people with big ones as barbaric, dull and impulsive.

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Prolly reminded them of little boys as well.

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28 points

You, you are the one who brought little boys into this conversation.

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I understand the downvotes as the comment seems kind of inappropriate, but - as others pointed out - pederasty was really wide spread in Ancient Greece and people thought of boys not in puberty as “good-looking” in a romantic/sexual way, as fucking creepy and weird as we think that is today, so the comment is not entirely wrong: this is the same beauty standard that thought of boys as sexually attractive.

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17 points

I always say I have a body of god

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25 points

This is like the time Tom Green taught everybody about testicular cancer

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7 points

Don’t forget to feel your balls!

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1 point

Tom Green is absolutely amazing.

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30 points

Fake: Porn is pretty fake Gay: Literally read the green text

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7 points

I still have nightmares about that man’s teeth

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I mean, dude has a point, and not just on his penis.

Most guys don’t see a wide range of dicks. The ones they usually see are selected to look good on film or at a distance, which means much bigger than average.

If you ever work a job that’s dick heavy, you start to figure out that porn dicks are rare. And that they’re often not as big as they’re made to look via camera and positioning tricks. Then again, you also end up seeing the outliers more often, which can be entertaining.

Steve-o is a tad on the large side of the usual range, based on the images and footage (or inchage, I guess) I’ve seen.

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I must now search for Steve-O’s penis.

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8 points

Good luck and Godspeed.

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13 points

But then there are the dicks that we don’t get to see because they would confuse and distract the audience (Willem Dafoe apparently)

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Few things are as affirmative to a mans body image as the communal shower after a rugby game. Not only do you see a true representation of average penises, but literally everyone is suffering “rugby dick” and on the verge of inversion due to blood flow regulation that occurs with intensive excercise.

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Oh, heck yeah! Not even just rugby. Weightlifting, martial arts, basketball, anything I’ve ever done that was intensive, it makes our dangly buddies into barely an outie at all, even the guys that are dangling pretty low before the activity starts.

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Ohhh so that’s what that is. I always wondered if it was a coincidence or what.

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