I’m excited to share that I’ve recently reached Gold rank in Overwatch! For those unfamiliar, Overwatch is a softcore pornography game that requires a significant commitment to bitterness and abusive chat messages–all crucial skills in both gaming and cloud development.

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18 points

Overwatch is a softcore pornography game that requires a significant commitment to bitterness and abusive chat messages–all crucial skills in both gaming and cloud development.

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17 points

And customer service

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49 points

it’d be a lot more fun if the average player understood that they’re just a silly little guy playing a silly little video game instead of throwing a tantrum that you’re bad or not playing optimally or whatever. Just let me play my silly non meta shit in peace and not scream and cry when you lose

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39 points

always a fan of low ranked players of any given video game getting beyond mad that their teammates are also low ranked players

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28 points

Everyone in bronze deserves to be there except me.

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16 points

Someone told my friend to k*** himself for having 12 deaths in Deadlock. The game that’s in ALPHA.

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2 points

I deserve to be in bronze. My teammates do too, but they aren’t in bronze.

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16 points

I’m a super casual player who only ever plays to hang out with friends, so I have no idea how to enable the team chat and have no desire to find out. If they get mad they can just scream into the void idc

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9 points

SBMM ruined multiplayer gaming.

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No, gamers ruined multiplayer gaming

SBMM is awesome if you’re chill cause every match should be slightly challenging your skill and honing them

Without it, every game you’d probably either get stomped and not have fun or stomp on others and also not have fun unless you’re a loser

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6 points

Without it we’d still have server browsers as the primary avenue for game finding, and you’d just find a community of people that you jived with and have fun, building community bonds and having fun without worrying about your ELO or whatever.

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13 points

As if little shits thinking they are some kind of god didn’t exist before SBMM

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7 points

They did, but you used to be able to find a good chill server that would just votekick them or laugh them out of town.

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7 points

I used to boot up into COD 4 lobbies and get stomped for 2 hours straight every day

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8 points

For me it’s about a players ability to adapt, if they can’t begin to understand I’m going off meta by doing something silly like holding gold/bot lane with a hefty and mobile tank with no boots, and we need a healer and MORE battle cruiser (in the mtg, specifically edh, term) style tanks and they refuse to help, then I’m sorry, they earned their bronze medal.

I’ve done mm exp ‘top’, mm roam ‘support’, mid mm, split pusher roam, Gold ‘bot’ tank, jg tank, split push mage roam, jungle hunter/kneecapper roam(my old fav that’s gotten harder but still fun, works really good when enemy team has bad teamwork and coordination and better when they tilt and chase [I’ve built so much move speed, they can only catch and kill me with a dash and some kind of rooting effect]. It usually comes down to player attitude, ability, creativity, knowledge, and fluidity of playstyle

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i really like garen because he goes “WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!” and spins real fast!!

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6 points

We’re the same. Don’t forget he also goes DEMACIA

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4 points

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30 points

why is this on linkedin

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20 points

People post all sorts of really odd shit on linkedin, there’s even a subreddit dedicated to it r/linkedinlunatics

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16 points

My best guess is that if linkedin was only even the bootlickers would get tired of it.

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10 points

significant commitment to strategy, teamwork, and adaptability

she’s trying to spin her gaming habit as something that will make her more appealing to employers, lol

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6 points

Ok but real talk becoming mature enough to play league without losing your mind is actually a translatable skill

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30 points

Strategy teamwork and adaptability don’t show before, like, Master’s rank (top 0.1% of the player base). Below this rank, the game is mostly based on reflexes and timing, playing the same OP character as much as possible and remembering to go kill the big dragons or something

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Strategy teamwork and adaptability don’t show before, like, Master’s rank (top 0.1% of the player base)

So it’s like CS and probably most other teamplay games with ranking systems

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11 points

The ones that rely on motor skills a lot are usually like that yes

A slower-paced game like Dota2 starts to require strategy and teamwork earlier but you can still win games just by very being good at pushing buttons for half of the ranks

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It depends. Because if you put 4 mediocre players on a call with each other in TF2, they will end up top of the leaderboard. However, most people who end up doing the most never communicate, they just press button good.

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8 points

You can definitely climb higher than Gold on the back of good macro play.

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i disagree, league has an experienced player base, everyone above silver knows how to play their champ competently, on mechanics alone you can only get as high as plat, you need to actually know macro to climb higher

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Imagine the best thing about your game being “they made a good anime about it”.

This post is about Cyberpunk 2077 actually

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