91 points
Next time, shout, “OH MY GOD, YOU MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I PISSED MYSELF!!!”
The best kind of partner would take that as a compliment and probably want to go on more dates to see if they could do it again.
33 points
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45 points
Anon meets another anon with a kink for bathing in piss, a classic love story.
Could’ve saved the swim for another night and gone to calicocutpant.com. But if you use it, you gotta give.
7 points
35 points
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Smooth and resourceful af. The only downside is you can’t tell him.
22 points
It might have been his kink.