Jumping in water isn’t going to wash away that Mountain Dew and tendy piss quick enough.
Anon took the rather rare pmlol as a writing prompt.
Quick thinking resulted in a win-win situation, nice!
Could’ve saved the swim for another night and gone to calicocutpant.com. But if you use it, you gotta give.
Next time, shout, “OH MY GOD, YOU MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I PISSED MYSELF!!!”
The best kind of partner would take that as a compliment and probably want to go on more dates to see if they could do it again.