30 points

Back to the old days where only employees will get away with stealing.

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14 points

You can still shoplift

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27 points

Oh boy here I go stealing again

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22 points

self checkout will enable us to steal from our customers

self-checkout enabled our customers to steal from us!

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17 points

“Self checkout allows us to offload the workload onto our customers.”

“What do you mean there’s no reason not to steal since they aren’t getting any benefit from their “employment””

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9 points

Funny how they assume that “honest” people want to use self checkout in the first place

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21 points

I like self checkout for reasons that are not related to stealing

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5 points

I like self checkout for both theft and non-theft related reasons.

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3 points

You like self checkout because you like stealing.

I like self checkout because beeep boop beep boop.

We are not the same

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2 points

Yea same, it’s just less stressful.

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11 points

Funny how you seem to imply that nobody likes to use self checkout.

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2 points

It might just be my use case. I shop for 7 people and it’s a lot of unpaid labour to do it myself.

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5 points

Then you certainly shouldn’t! But if I have one icecream in my hand, I’ll much prefer go to the self-checkout instead of queuing to the register.

One local store also has a hand-held scanner/terminal you can use while shopping. I think I could do big shopping with that as well, it’s less of a chore do it while shopping. Previously I had only seen those at wholesale stores for businesses.

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we hallucinated those prices as free like the A.I. that taught us to hallucinate

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