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Healthcare: ❎ “No, that’s communism!”

Mandatory Labor: ✅ “Yes, that’s patriotism!”

🙄

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Spin universal healthcare as “Those damn overpayed doctors should be forced to support their nation!” and BOOM, patriotism.

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I legit believe it can be a matter of choice of words. I mean, for some issues.

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Simply describe any leftist position without using charged words and I guarantee most republicans would be on board.

My mom is “pro-life.” I interviewed her on what exactly she believed should be legislated. Turns out she’s 100% pro choice but just doesn’t like abortion.

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That’s right!

Keep Texas Beautiful - Don’t Mess With Texas

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4 points

Careful, that cuts both ways. They decide what they want the words to mean…

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9 points

We can do both. It will take time and strong, sustained effort. But we can do it.

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Socialism/communism = “someone got something that I don’t think they deserved.”

They’re just bad words to people. I think a lot of the “normal people” on the right are just people who are too stupid to understand politics, so it works like their football team. You don’t need to know anything about the Dallas Cowboys or Patriots to hate them. Democrats are bad because they are the other team. We don’t need to know what “woke” means - it’s just a word that describes people on the bad team.

If you manage to avoid the trigger words, and they haven’t been propagandized on whatever specific topic, it’s really easy to convince them to agree with a lot of left leaning ideas.

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155 points

We could call it “The Large Jump Ahead” or something.

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We’re taking all the glasses and killing the birds too right?

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No, we’re just going to start using that pesticide that kills bird eggs again.

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DDT? That’s that shit that I use on my side of the watershed to keep mosquitoes at bay.i make sure to dump what ever is left from my spay bottles down stream to kill the neighbors mosquitos too

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Heaven forbid we improve on the ideas using mistakes as maps and stepping stones!

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I forget, is that before or after we contact the Trisolarians?

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Before. This will create the necessary climate for someone to decide ‘fuck it’ and contact them.

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For anyone else who didn’t get the joke, I already googled it and figured it out: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Leap_Forward

If anyone is curious, I found it using, “Asian jump ahead” 😅

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Nice, good job!

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kinda abstract, how about “Down to the Good Ol’ Countryside”?

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Yeah, not doing volunteer farm work to give private people and corporations free work and profit.

If there were some state-owned ones that the food was used to feed public school kids or others on government programs, maybe.

But no way for someone else’s profit.

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Plot twist: America does agricultural collectivization in the 2030s

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We already do, I implore you to learn how the omnibus agriculture bill that goes through congress each year actually works. Most food production is entirely government funded, but for some reason a bunch of “profits” also get skimmed off by big corporations. Rural America only exists because of farm subsidies (which isn’t a bad thing, it’s just dumb to pretend like it’s not collectivized and allow leeches to profiteer).

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Government subsidies are not the same thing as collectivization. Collectivization implies collective ownership, under Capitalism what you have instead is usually consolidation, where large farms buy up smaller competitors and become less efficient over time. America’s approach to agricultural policy is how you get perverse incentives like speculators buying up land in order to collect government money to not grow anything.

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yaaay finally the US can experience famine and starvation as well! 🎉

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Finally? Did we forget the great depression and the dust bowl?

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In both the Soviet and Chinese famines, collectivized farms outperformed privately owned ones in terms of food produced per hectare. Without collectivization, those famines would have happened anyway, and they would have been worse.

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Who said it’s volunteer work? They’d better be paying me

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Your pay has arrived:

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You work all day and what do you get?

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They certainly didn’t say it was paid work.

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Oh, sweetie, that is precious. You are and have been your entire life.

Here is a complete list of farm subsidies you are paying for. The totals are mind bogglingly huge.

https://farm.ewg.org/

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The same people who would recommend this are the same exact people who are clutching pearls at other people coming in and taking their jobs, and also the same exact people who are least likely to have immigrants take their jobs. What do they actually want? Nobody fucking knows, not even them

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They want to be angry.

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It’s not just them. Everyone wants to be angry. But just sitting around feeding it without channeling it to a productive* end isn’t improving anything.

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I don’t want to be angry. I want healthcare, world peace, and then to lie down.

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They want to live like how they imagined their grandfathers lived.

But its mostly media lies and misremembered nostalgia

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