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The only things I don’t like about pooping at work is when there’s no private restrooms or when they don’t have some sort of white noise in the bathrooms (in the case of public restrooms). Inevitably, there’s people who don’t care about shitting in the stall next to mine, which I absolutely hate, I don’t want to hear you shit. I only want to shit when nobody else is around or when the sound of a fan or something blocks out the noise. It’s like some sort of instinctual feeling. Otherwise, pooping at work is great.

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Am I the only one who finds this kind of wild? You’re in the shit room, you shouldn’t expect others to be ashamed of their bowel movements there. Get earplugs, I guess?

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when they don’t have some sort of white noise in the bathrooms

Would it help if I sat next to you going “shhhhhhhhhh” as we poop together?

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I can sing the Blazing Saddles theme song pretty decent. Final offer.

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What about the theme to rawhide?

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Would playing white noise on your phone help?

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The worst is when people talk on their cell phones in the public restroom. No one wants to hear that on either end of the phone.

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I guess Aussies aren’t familiar with “Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime; that’s why I poop on company time”

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I lived this daily until I got a bidet, not worth it now

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If you can resist the pressure and still be concentrated, sure.

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Yeah, but the assholes I have to work with poo there. I can’t deal with that.

Thankfully, I can usually get it all out right after I get up.

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