This sign was made by someone who’s never wiped with single-ply before.
who tf putting a key up there?
Sorry, I thought it would unlock it so I could get all the other items out. Guess it was the wrong key though… ☹️
I work in a ER and can assure you people high on meth put all sorts of crazy shit in their butt.
Dare I ask, why? I mean obviously meth addicts aren’t known for their shrewd decisions in general, but is there some sensory or cognitive change in particular that compels them to put foreign objects in their butts more than say, alcoholics would?
Yes. Alcoholic beverages are generally legal, within sensible context and one’s local laws anyways. But meth and meth paraphenalia such as pipes are illegal practically everywhere. Which means it’s more likely to find a meth pipe up someone’s ass than a beer bottle.
Although this is a generalized assumption, I’m sure there are some daring people out there that have had larger things up there…
I heard about a guy once, who was a POW, and his friend wanted him to keep a watch for his son so he shoved it way up there.
The reference for the younger among us.
This sign is bullshit, I accidentally put my prostate massager in my butt all the time, sometimes twice in one day.
“Million to one shot, doc”
Egg? What if it cracks?!
My MMA trainer said it was actually more effective to boof raw eggs than drinking them.
