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I don’t know if you cropped it, but please always include the date.

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It wasn’t my croppage, but I’ve fixed it, thanks.

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Well sure when you put it all together like that it sounds weird, but when Fox News describes it it sounds so much better.

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Yeah, funny how that works isn’t it? But it’s not just Fox “News”. All the mainstream media are doing their best to cover up his obvious mental health issues.

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Because the for-profit media gets more money from pretending there are two candidates for president that are both options to lead the country, instead of one option and grampa Hitler ranting about minorities.

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That’s the common narrative. But in reality, they’re controlled by billionaires who want Trump to win.

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At this point, it’s like Nostradamus: utterly deranged word-salad if you read it from end to end. But let some intermediate scry the bones of these texts and extract meaning for you, and the true word of great leader becomes clear.

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This is an Aristocats joke, right?

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Nope, 1000% accurate.

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the parrot Iago THE ARISTOCRATS

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SO THE SULTAN STAHHTS FUCKIN’ JASMINE, AND JASMINE IS SUCKIN’ ON RAJAH, AND RAJAH IS GETTIN’ FUCKED BY ABU, AND ABU IS JOYYKIN’ OFF ALADDIN, AND ALADDIN IS RUBBIN’ THE LAMP, AND THE LAMP IS SHITTIN’ OUT THE GENIE, AND THE GENIE IS LICKIN’ ON THE MAGIC CAHHPET, THE MAGIC CAHHPET IS ROLLED UP AROUND JAFAR’S LONG, CURLY COCK… AND JAFAR IS SHOVIN’ HIS STAFF UP THE ASS OF THE SULTAN… AND –

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Disney taking notes before they acquire PornHub

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Bravo this got me laughing way too hard. The spelling of “JOYYKIN’” especially sold the whole effect

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If you want to be sure to wake up in the morning, set this as your alarm.

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I tried listening but without context, that was just disgusting af

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Uncle Jesse’s brother-in-law THE ARISTOCRATS

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Totally fit for the job!

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The Israeli economy is already in a nose dive and they’re experiencing street riots on a weekly basis. Regime Change is inevitable.

The only question is how many people in Gaza will be alive by the time Netanyahu’s government finally falls. And whether the next government will be as zealous in its resumption of Netanyahu’s genocidal pogroms. Given the current state of Israeli media…

A clip from an English-language Israeli podcast showing hosts Naor Meningher and Eytan Weinstein discussing the idea of eradicating all Palestinians in the occupied West Bank and Gaza has gone viral online.

In an episode of Two Nice Jewish Boys, which aired three weeks ago, host Weinstein said: “If you gave me a button to just erase Gaza, every single living being in Gaza would no longer be living tomorrow. I would press it in a second.”

He claimed that “most Israelis” would do the same.

Meningher added that they would also want to wipe out Palestinians in “the territories.”

“Because that’s the reality we live in, it’s us or them, and it has to be them,” Weinstein said.

He added that Israelis want “full-scale war.”

“Full-scale war wouldn’t mean that we’re just in Gaza,” he added. “And it also wouldn’t mean what we’re doing in Gaza, because in Gaza, maybe there’s mass destruction but there’s not massive death.”

“Forgive us if we don’t give a shit if everybody there dies. It’s just the way we feel. It’s just the way Israelis feel,” Weinstein said.

A country like this cannot endure, save by the constant injection of support from a wealthy backer like the US. I just don’t see Harris withdrawing that support.

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Odd indeed. That outcome is a goal for a large percentage of his base.

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