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Trump is batshit crazy(lemmy.world)

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NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
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Totally fit for the job!

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SGG@lemmy.world
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This is an Aristocats joke, right?

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Pencilnoob@lemmy.world
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the parrot Iago THE ARISTOCRATS

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thefartographer@lemm.ee
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Uncle Jesse’s brother-in-law THE ARISTOCRATS

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Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
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SO THE SULTAN STAHHTS FUCKIN’ JASMINE, AND JASMINE IS SUCKIN’ ON RAJAH, AND RAJAH IS GETTIN’ FUCKED BY ABU, AND ABU IS JOYYKIN’ OFF ALADDIN, AND ALADDIN IS RUBBIN’ THE LAMP, AND THE LAMP IS SHITTIN’ OUT THE GENIE, AND THE GENIE IS LICKIN’ ON THE MAGIC CAHHPET, THE MAGIC CAHHPET IS ROLLED UP AROUND JAFAR’S LONG, CURLY COCK… AND JAFAR IS SHOVIN’ HIS STAFF UP THE ASS OF THE SULTAN… AND –

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tetris11@lemmy.ml
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Disney taking notes before they acquire PornHub

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Pencilnoob@lemmy.world
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Bravo this got me laughing way too hard. The spelling of “JOYYKIN’” especially sold the whole effect

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Passerby6497@lemmy.world
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TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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I tried listening but without context, that was just disgusting af

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Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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If you want to be sure to wake up in the morning, set this as your alarm.

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Pistcow@lemm.ee
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Nope, 1000% accurate.

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AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com
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Well sure when you put it all together like that it sounds weird, but when Fox News describes it it sounds so much better.

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Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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Yeah, funny how that works isn’t it? But it’s not just Fox “News”. All the mainstream media are doing their best to cover up his obvious mental health issues.

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Passerby6497@lemmy.world
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Because the for-profit media gets more money from pretending there are two candidates for president that are both options to lead the country, instead of one option and grampa Hitler ranting about minorities.

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Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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That’s the common narrative. But in reality, they’re controlled by billionaires who want Trump to win.

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dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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At this point, it’s like Nostradamus: utterly deranged word-salad if you read it from end to end. But let some intermediate scry the bones of these texts and extract meaning for you, and the true word of great leader becomes clear.

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BarqsHasBite@lemmy.world
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I don’t know if you cropped it, but please always include the date.

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Doug Holland@lemmy.worldOPM
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It wasn’t my croppage, but I’ve fixed it, thanks.

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ProIsh@lemmy.world
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What’s this about the co gov? Outoftheloop

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TommySoda@lemmy.world
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Dude, same.

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