28 points

I can hear the sand crunching.

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My tender palm hurts just looking at this. I can feel the pinch.

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some origami sheet

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Westworld here we come!

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do not want. want removable and replaceable batteries and storage, also a headphone jack because fuck you.

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Motorola has ⅔ of that on many models.

Removable battery not an option though.

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I could complain about my experience from a few motos the recent years but let’s just say I would no longer recommend getting a moto.

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8 points

And while we’re at it, a physical tactile keyboard.

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I’ll happily settle for any amount more physical buttons. It sucks to listen to music using my phone because I can’t skip, replay or pause songs without using the touch screen.

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7 points

That ain’t gonna satisfy the shareholders so fuck you instead

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I like removable batteries, but I like waterproofness combined with thin more.

Easily serviceable batteries are a great compromise IMO.

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7 points

Why is there a “but”?

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Because I like…

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Shit will get REALLY real when we reach five-fold! Or better yet, touch-papyrus! Just roll that meter-long flab of screen up, and you’re good to go!

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i can only get so fucking soaking wet… literally can not wait.

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2 points

The iScroll!

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Going to 4 is just playing it safe, you gotta go to 5!

https://theonion.com/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-1819584036/

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Like razor blades, Mach 5!

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