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The Onion used to print physical copies. I loved them so much.

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That 9/11 headline holy shit forgot about that.

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looks at todays date

Uh-oh, what did they do THIS year???

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Nice!

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Each one a winner

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Trump pronouncing Harris wrong.

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But does anyone know what her last name is?

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They’re on fire lately.

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Pleasantly one of the few examples of a buyout actually improving a company.

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I think it was more that they unionized when Elon started poaching their talent, no?

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who bought them? i hope they invest in the YouTube channel again

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Twilight’s Last Gleaming…

chef’s kiss

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by Pretending He Shot in Ear Again

It’s sad that The Onion has had to let all their proofreaders go.

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It’s headline grammar. It’s deliberate

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That doesn’t sound like headline grammar to me. You wouldn’t introduce confusion about who is doing the shooting on purpose, I don’t think.

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Do you have any other examples of it being used this way? “By Pretending Shot In Ear Again” is what I would have expected.

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