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The Onion Front Page: September 10, 2024(theonion.com)

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gramie@lemmy.ca
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by Pretending He Shot in Ear Again

It’s sad that The Onion has had to let all their proofreaders go.

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magic_lobster_party@fedia.io
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It’s headline grammar. It’s deliberate

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samus12345@lemmy.world
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Do you have any other examples of it being used this way? “By Pretending Shot In Ear Again” is what I would have expected.

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gramie@lemmy.ca
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That doesn’t sound like headline grammar to me. You wouldn’t introduce confusion about who is doing the shooting on purpose, I don’t think.

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bazingabrain [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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kandoh@reddthat.com
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Those children died because you’re not posting hard enough

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MehBlah@lemmy.world
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The ol redundant onion.

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kamenLady.@lemmy.world
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Each one a winner

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RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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Trump pronouncing Harris wrong.

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Minarble@aussie.zone
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But does anyone know what her last name is?

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MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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What a shit piece of paper am i… oh, it’s the onion. Wait, this isn’t real?

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