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>Looking for something long term

>Uses the term thots

Sounds like heā€™s accidentally helping a lot of those women to dodge that bullet

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Whatā€™s this thing recently about using ā€˜im too autistic tooā€¦ā€™ or 'because of my autism '?

It feels like people are using this like weā€™ve used ā€˜retardedā€™ in the past.

Kinda sucks.

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Recently? You mean always on 4chan?

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Dontcha member when 4chan was classy?!

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The Internetā€™s premier finishing school!

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Thereā€™s a trend of blaming all mistakes on autism. Itā€™s kind of like a nothing is my fault type thing. People I know with autism definitely do it sometimes but I get the feeling many people who donā€™t have it do it as well.

My son went through a similar phase recently where he decided he believed in God but he only used it to blame everything on God.

So heā€™d trip up and say ā€œThanks God!ā€.

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39 points

ā€œAccidentallyā€

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19 points

He thought it was weight.

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If youā€™re American this is relatively light, if youā€™re a Brit this is somewhere between morbidly obese and car

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Yeah, whatā€™s up with ā€œstoneā€ as a unit of weight? And people call American units backwardsā€¦

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Iā€™m neither but OP uses cm and Ā£ so itā€™s safe to say heā€™s the later.

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Meant to put 450. Theyā€™re the humvee driver of people only slightly below average height

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Basically, that might be quite a good strategy to meet less superficial partners. And it might be a funny story to break the ice in the beginning.

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Good hook to recruit them into your supplement selling MLM scheme

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Anon is too autistic to ask for a refund. Or do a GDPR request to fix their data.

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