This is a classic but I had to make sure it was in this community.
So when was walking invented 🤔🤔
Interestingly when he died he donated his body to be made in to crisps (or chips if you like guns).
I think you’re in the minority here, I’ve never heard them called crisps outside of British areas
Nancy Sinatra created a new pair of boots and when her boss asked what purpose they served, she had a full song and dance prepared to pitch her idea.
im sorry, what kind of test would this be?
No, you’ve got it all wrong, flying was invented when someone tripped, fell, got distracted, and forgot to land.
I’ve wondered since childhood where that saying came from, thanks for clearing it up. :-D
This sounds like a fact straight out of Discworld, as explained by one of the wizards.