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Do you think JD Vance was a Hot Couch guy?(hexbear.net)

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OptimusSubprime [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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Hot Couch Guy?

More like a “Hot For His Couch” guy

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Cammy [she/her]@hexbear.net
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He just put the couch in the microwave for a little bit to reach human body temperature. It would be weirder if he didn’t.

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HexBeara [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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Like he’s into the ‘hotcouch’ lifestyle? Likes watching a superior couch fucker at work? Maybe. You think he cleans👅 up after though? Or just let’s it get stanky👃?

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Vernon_Tennessee [null/void, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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JD Vance: Couch Cuck

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wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Yes but what does he sit in

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tamagotchicowboy [he/him]@hexbear.net
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That couch? A 10/10

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Assian_Candor [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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That’s most definitely not a hot couch

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tamagotchicowboy [he/him]@hexbear.net
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I’m not the best judge at the sexiness of couches

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Grownbravy [they/them]@hexbear.net
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Not like that

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