That couch? A 10/10

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That’s most definitely not a hot couch

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I’m not the best judge at the sexiness of couches

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Hot Couch Guy?

More like a “Hot For His Couch” guy

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7 points

He just put the couch in the microwave for a little bit to reach human body temperature. It would be weirder if he didn’t.

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2 points

I bet he likes cockroaches tickling his balls

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