Haha, my thoughts exactly. Why are you being downvoted for general pet care?
I have three of these around the house for our four cats, so one is always close by wherever I’m sitting. I got whichever brand the vet was using in our visits. Way fewer cuts and snags now.
I just take the sharp tip off whenever I notice one when they’re already on my lap. Occasionally, they don’t like the angle I’m going from, but mostly they don’t even care. Often they seem to interpret it as grooming and they like that. They do like the Furminator more though!
I prescribe one of those feathers on a fishing rod toys. Put that energy to some nice healthy play.
Rub that belly!
Evil and pain bundled in a cute package.
Now that’s a murder mitten!