225 points

Hey! I once hacked that guy. Dude had left every port open.

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Hah! What an idiot.

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Your comment has 127 points. Would be funny if mine has 0, the comment below mine too, but than someone has 1 point.

Anyways. How are you doing today?

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I don’t think 201.-9 is a valid IP path 🤔

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4 points

I live it when a plan… falls apart

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You could say it’s equivalent to 201.247.

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151 points

I look forward to them trying to DDOS that address

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Oh shit, he’s good. He DDOS’d me right back.

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What kind of resources does this guy have? I don’t think governments can even do proportional and instantaneous DDOS responses. I messed with the wrong dude.

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3 points

Did you try to hack a Gibson from your home?

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Okay back in the days of IRC, I met this script kiddie who said he’d hack me, just give him my IP address. So I sent him his IP address and he disappeared suddenly.

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What good is a script kiddie if they cannot find an IP?

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Especially on IRC

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There was that one bash.org quote where a script kiddie was given 127.0.0.1 as part of an “oh yeah I dare you” taunt after he said he could hack anyone, and he fell for it hook line and sinker. He was posting things like “Hahaha your K drive is being deleted! Now your H drive! [connection reset by peer]” and right after that the challenger was like “I don’t even have a K drive.”

(RIP bash.org though. I would have tried to link it otherwise)

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Yeah. RIP bash.org, where introverted people could read chat logs of other like-minded introverts. And I don’t even /s this, I genuinely miss this stuff…

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at least you can still read the archive

https://bash-org-archive.com/

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Bash.org is gone!?! No!!!

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I came across this when looking up a quote a couple weeks back: bash-org-archive.com

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Average hosts file (> 100k loc) in Windows. Or did they fix this?

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140 points

My IP is in this photo and I don’t like it.

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64 points

::1 gang rise up

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I’m so glad someone posted this. I was going to lol

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How come you know my IP !?

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17 points

Oh shit! So is mine!

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No place like 127.0.0.1

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No place like ~

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I lost my home to an accident. An rm -rf accident… :(

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Condolences…

I hope you were able to recover.

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12 points

No place like localhost?

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No place like home!

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Nonokace like /home

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But there is more space in ::1

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all my homies hate ipv6

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my best friend in high school (also a nerd) gave me a shirt that says that over 20 years ago! now my son wears it ha. thanks thinkgeek!

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got a shirt of that

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I was really hoping it was dubbed.

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Security tip: Never post your home address on social media.

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It could loopback to you…

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