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Men lust after women and women lust after men. Hating one another for that is ridiculous and denies that reality.

Women are simply more selective, but their jaws tend to drop to the floor and their gazes tend to linger into creepy lengths of time over a Hugh Jackman bod or a broad shouldered designer suit that screams high net worth.

Its quite sad that people can’t except one another as imperfect animals with biological baggage.

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That is a rough looking 40.

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40 on each leg

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Damn, 120 years in total

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doesn’t look a day over 69

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A tripod huh?

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The Sphinx would be proud.

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That’s the Fart Monster 2k.

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He’s been telling that story for years

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That’s because the teenager who actually runs that account has no idea what 40 looks like.

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Truly, sometimes the simplest explanation is the truest.

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Akhem’s blazer

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Alzheimer’s laser

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Oppenheimer’s phaser

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Judge him all you want but he tells it like it is

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I mean fear of the unknown is stronger than fear of the known in most cases.

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I know fascism. I know Trump.

And, after enough time, I’ve come to know Harris enough to trust her. And I’m ready to turn the page.

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Yes, that’s point. If you’re not into being eaten then you’re thé weird one.

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The real post is always in the comments

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I, TOO WOULD LIKE PICTURES OF BOOBS IN MY INBOX!

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Did that work?

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Exactly as well as expected… (It did not.)

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Guess I’m the only one who read her post and thought the wives were the ones following the young Women.

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That’s a perfectly legitimate way to interpret the text, and might even be true.

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Yeah it’s a poorly constructed sentence isn’t it

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Ambiguïty increases memetic potential

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You’re not. But the author of the sentence is not necessarily a contender for Grammarian of the Year.

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They mostly are.

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Fellow dyslexic ٩( ☉ o⚆)

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