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That is a rough looking 40.

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40 on each leg

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Damn, 120 years in total

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doesn’t look a day over 69

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A tripod huh?

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The Sphinx would be proud.

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26 points

That’s the Fart Monster 2k.

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9 points

He’s been telling that story for years

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That’s because the teenager who actually runs that account has no idea what 40 looks like.

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217 points

Truly, sometimes the simplest explanation is the truest.

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56 points

Akhem’s blazer

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Alzheimer’s laser

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Oppenheimer’s phaser

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159 points

Judge him all you want but he tells it like it is

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I mean fear of the unknown is stronger than fear of the known in most cases.

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I know fascism. I know Trump.

And, after enough time, I’ve come to know Harris enough to trust her. And I’m ready to turn the page.

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Yes, that’s point. If you’re not into being eaten then you’re thé weird one.

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2 points

The real post is always in the comments

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27 points

I, TOO WOULD LIKE PICTURES OF BOOBS IN MY INBOX!

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14 points

Did that work?

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11 points

Exactly as well as expected… (It did not.)

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153 points

Guess I’m the only one who read her post and thought the wives were the ones following the young Women.

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That’s a perfectly legitimate way to interpret the text, and might even be true.

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19 points

Yeah it’s a poorly constructed sentence isn’t it

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9 points

Ambiguïty increases memetic potential

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4 points

You’re not. But the author of the sentence is not necessarily a contender for Grammarian of the Year.

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9 points

They mostly are.

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8 points

Fellow dyslexic ٩( ☉ o⚆)

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91 points

I’m not an old dude, but I mean these women need that crowd to make money. It’s weird calling them creeps but at the same time they are posting nearly nude photos of themselves publicly on social media. Who do they think is following that content? Physicists at CERN calculating the new gravitation force off of your oversized diaper butt BBL? medical doctors determining the tolerance a 115lb woman with 1000cc of silicone can tolerate? Get real, you’re posting your tits because you know exactly those types of dudes will follow and you can either trick them into giving you money for feet pics or buying you a weekend in Dubai.

These 22 year old “model influencers” will be begging for these old dudes to pay them attention when they hit the wall in 5 years.

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Yea, those busted 27 year olds. Wtf

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Yeah, they kind of had a point until they busted out the incel-speak at the end.

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That “hit the wall” stuff is always hilariously transparent. It’s a self-soothe. “She won’t be worth it in a few years anyway so you’re not missing out.”

I’m 38 and the wall where I stop getting unwanted attention sure never seems to come. Which is disappointing. I’m really looking forward to my crone era.

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At they end? The whole thing is toxic incel red-pilled hate speech.

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Is an incel someone who doesn’t white knight for women who couldn’t care less about their own existence? It’s gotten to the point where incel just means “a guy who believes men and women should be equal”. Yeah, I was exaggerating when I was saying 27 but there are tons of women online regretting not taking relationships more seriously when they were in their 30’s.

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It’s what Decaprio does so…

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Dicaprio hasn’t been a role model for me since I saw him in basketball diaries and spent the next few years trying to be just like Jim Carroll. Never again Leo. Never again.

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I will say that by 27 creepy old men did stop yelling their attraction at me as I walked down the street, which was nice

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Are you sure it was because of your age or was it in respect to your Rank? Unless you were still a Lt. Lezbian at the time. Here’s hoping Major is soon!

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Hey bro physicists beat off too.

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Too bad that physicists can’t afford to be sugar daddies

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7 points

I can’t find where she called them creeps but I think her issue is that they are married.

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Are married men not supposed to look at other people’s tits now?

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You may not be an old dude, but it sure seems like you already hit the wall.

Friend of mine’s father, who was seventy at the time, got hit on by an older lady at the grocery store.

Lamenting that he didn’t follow it up with her, “she was eighty, but a young eighty, if you know what I mean”

Wall? Gtfo, dumbass

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I think you may have misunderstood.

If you’re a 22yo “influencer” and your target market is people who follow 22yo influencers then it will be difficult to generate engagement when you’re 27.

That doesn’t seem that controversial to me, and I don’t see how octogenarians getting laid at the supermarket is relevant?

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They’re mad because you don’t simp like they do.

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I dont think they generally deny what you are saying

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The post wasn’t about ordinary women going through their lives in healthy ways. It was about young women influencers and the old men who follow them. The reason why is obvious.

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If I were to do that, I’d probably do it for the money. I would get unfaithful followers (hard to pinpoint who because open relationships and other types of relationships exist, but statistically, there would be), and that wouldn’t make it any less uncomfortable. I personally hate unfaithful/dishonest partners.

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Men looking at boobs doesn’t make them unfaithful.

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Depends on your relationship

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It depends. Some relationships are open to pornography, others aren’t. Some are open to sexual intercourse outside their people, but others aren’t. It’s about consent and agreeing to live in a way that all needs are met.

That’s why I said it’s hard to know who is betraying their partner and who isn’t, because maybe a man or woman or whoever following an erotic/pornographic content creator is not outside what their partner(s) expect, or maybe they are.

Anyway, I do not like people breaking their “contracts” instead of talking them out.

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I think the concept of sexual cheating is obsolete and malignant psychological evolutionary flotsam that should be stamped out. That those who wish to reinforce its social presence should be bullied and ostracized for it.

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I disagree. Violence is not the answer, and especially not against people that are living in a way that doesn’t hurt others. If a couple (or polycule) wants to be sexually exclusive, they have the right to do so, and they do not hurt others because it’s not a social imposition for everyone.

Edit: I mean, I understand questioning why we choose it, “deconstructing”, as we now call it, but after that, I think it’s an intimate matter.

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