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I wonder how effective combat loneliness is and how it compares to combat jiu jitsu or other combat weapons. Do they just yell at the enemy “you suck and have no friends?” Might be an interesting class.

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They also practice screaming “THATS MY PURSE. I DONT KNOW YOU!” On Fridays

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“Hello, I’m here to have an argument.”

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Ouch! I’m not here for “getting hit in the head” lessons. I thought this was the room for an argument?!

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No you’re not

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“You’re just contradicting everything I say. That’s not an argument!”

“It can be.”

“It isn’t!”

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I’ve always wanted to show up somewhere at negative 4 pm.

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I guess that’s just 8 pm?

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Yeah and you’d have to deduct one from the day of the week. So they’re meeting tuesdays and thursdays at 8 PM.

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Its lonely in negative land

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First sign of the Royal British Legion is you don’t talk about the Royal British Legion

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