every time somebody starts talking about power plants i go back to the seeds of my liberal poisoning ----- sim city 2000

anyways, i choose the microwave plant so i can do really sick tricks on my deck in that massive dish

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No I won’t… It’s the police.

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35 points

What are you cooking in that huge microwave

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21 points

It’s a rectenna for collecting space based solar power beamed to earth via microwave

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6 points

Yeah, obviously.

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Is this actually what a ‘microwave’ would be in this context? I don’t know about this kind of stuff so not sure if this is a joke

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2 points

It’s not really obvious to anyone who hasn’t heard of the concept

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15 points

FS Shifty + Stalefish Tweak into a (somewhat sloppy) Eggplant Nose Pick

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10 points

gnarly

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10 points

An eggplant is a handplant variation lip trick while a nosepick is a BS disaster into an overcrook stall instead of a lipslide stall, therefore making an eggplant nosepick impossible

You probably meant a beanplant, which is a boneless variation where the board is popped like a no comply into a nosegrab before the footplant instead of an earlygrab indy footplant jump.

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I love how fucking goofy skate trick names are

Like “dudeeeee did you see that fakie disco flip to seatbelt grab salad grind?!”

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10 points

we found him everybody we found the skate nerd

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6 points

Beanplant posting

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7 points

big fucking burrito

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6 points

BFB 9000

WARNING: the Slayer has the burrito 🌯

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4 points

The Only Thing They Fear Is Carnitas

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Birds?

I don’t know if the power density would actually be high enough to cook birds… but I don’t really care to check because it’ll never be built in reality so real-world performance is irrelevant, and sci-fi maser satellites are cool. Unless you’re a bird.

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3 points

A huge hamster but please don’t tell Weird Ed Edison.

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5 points

DON’T PUT THE HAMPTER IN THE MICHAELWAVE

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24 points

Microwave because space based solar rectennas are awesome and hilarious

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Fusion bc that number is the biggest

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Gimme the nuclear wind combo.

Nukes make windmills spin faster giving them a boost in output.

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