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i once shaved my head (during one surge of lockdown mania) and that was the day i found out my skull shape is whack, not a cone, but certainly whack, i’m sticking to having hair, if my genetics allow of course

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I"m going to need you to elaborate on whack

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idk man, the shape of my skull is just not aesthetically pleasing imo

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right OK. the way you said this reminds me of my favorite poster on bluesky. Id say you might like this guy https://bsky.app/profile/cashlin.bsky.social

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2 points

Bowl shaped probably

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Looks like the close-up of an elbow. They can also make up for an ass crack or a fake vagina. What a versatile part of our body!

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5 points

Or knee

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If that’s not shopped then he looks like a conehead

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If that’s not shopped then he looks like a conehead

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4 points

He is just from France.

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1 point

That is funny. Ah ah ah.

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1 point

Looks like a boob to me…

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Do not despair. We will be rescued. Until then, we must adapt. When the hydrogen droplets have ceased, we will go forth and live undetected on Earth amongst the blunt skulls.

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I’m glad someone referenced the movie

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9 points

The what?

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7 points

Buzz cut

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