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Anon has a lucid dream(sh.itjust.works)

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JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world
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If God is real he’d have let me stay illiterate

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksOPM
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God doesn’t come around these parts

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Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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I do. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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drolex@sopuli.xyz
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God is infinitely groovy and infinitely funky, but the Bible forgot to tell you that he is also infinitely getting dividends from his shares of Penguin Books, so he has a stake in this.

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Wanderer@lemm.ee
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Fake but at least it isn’t gay.

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cheddar@programming.dev
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touches tits

has a seizure because of that

Gay AF. His body rejected a girl.

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MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works
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Anon is femanon, very gay indeed.

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Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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No such thing

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atro_city@fedia.io
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There are no women on the internet bud.

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r00ty@kbin.life
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Lucid dream rookie! If the lucid dream happens, and you’re in the same place you fell asleep, well actually if that happens the majority of the time it will become a sleep paralysis episode. But, if it isn’t, always teleport yourself the fuck away from the location.

Ain’t no way you want to risk that you’re too close to being awake (or in this case not asleep at all). I’d wager anon fell asleep, woke up but was having a hypnopompic hallucination, and that explains the text on the board.

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toynbee@lemmy.world
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I just assumed he was in some foreign language class.

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HeavyRaptor@lemmy.zip
55 points

Or just algebra

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stebo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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it was probably algebra

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pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works
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Easiest way to know if you’re lucid dreaming is to try some magic abilities. I usually try flying out of the window from room I were. This hasn’t failed me yet. And anon definitely wouldn’t get into this awkward situation with this either.

(only half of this is a joke)

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Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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Until you jump out of the window and land face first on concrete

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general_kitten@sopuli.xyz
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Thats why you just levitate a meter or so from the floor

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rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com
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So I’m supposed to believe that OP didn’t kill himself right after this happened? Guys, I think this story is fake.

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Maldreamer@lemmy.world
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Meh, He should have done a reality check in the first place before doing anything

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gentooer@programming.dev
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He did. It was just a poor choice of reality check.

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