10 points
I once was really tired in a mall and went to the (public) toilet just to sit my ass down and hide from people.
3 points
Its not called a restroom because of that, silly…
13 points
That’s why we call it bathroom.
3 points
32 points
Wait a sec… Is it me or did he forget to open the lid on the toilet?
19 points
9 points
13 points
psyllium.
capsules.
7 points
4 points
7 points
True. Went to a farmers market and bought a bunch cuz they were cheap. Stupid ass me decided to eat then and there. Thirty minutes later I was blowing red lights to try to reach a safe place to drop der UberDeuce. I swore that the toilet was screaming at me for a week after that
4 points
