Y’all need more fiber in ya life
My toilet paper is already practically a pillow, how many more fibers do you want?
Instructions unclear, i ate all the toilet paper.
Wish I hadn’t used it first.
FYI, ‘have you tried yoga?’ In chronic illness speak means ‘can I offer you unsolicited advice with the undertones of presuming that you have not tried to the best of your abilities to cure yourself of an incurable disease that has not even come close to be fully treatable?’
Not saying that’s what OP said, just saying thats how it comes off to most non-chronic illness sufferers.
Also water. If you eat a bunch of fiber without water… believe it or not, also constipation.
No, he needs a squatty potty. I can’t believe nobody else in these comments has mentioned them.
It’s not a weird cult following? Humans have been squatting to shit for millennia. It’s just a return to our roots because it’s what works…
WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR
(since nobody seems to know, this is a scene from the Prisoner, which is what “who does #2 work for” is a reference to)
I’m pretty sure this is a reference to Austin Powers, where he’s giving the Irish hitman a swirly in a casino bathroom and yelling “WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR” while a gambler played by Tom Arnold in the next stall is trying to encourage him on.
You are correct. But what Austin Powers was referencing was this scene from The Prisoner. Top notch 60’s TV!
Some people are blessed with normal bowel movements with average amounts of fiber. We participate in a CSA so have dozens of pounds of veggies every week. Every meal is veggie heavy. My body doesn’t care, it’s a lazy ass.
Animal products can have fiber if it is either forcemeat like chicken and apple sausages but on its own only plant foods have dietary fiber
When you take your pants off mid-shit, you know it’s a life or death situation
Wait a sec… Is it me or did he forget to open the lid on the toilet?
psyllium.
capsules.
True. Went to a farmers market and bought a bunch cuz they were cheap. Stupid ass me decided to eat then and there. Thirty minutes later I was blowing red lights to try to reach a safe place to drop der UberDeuce. I swore that the toilet was screaming at me for a week after that
