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A joke in which the central conceit is Superman, Wonder Woman, and Batman fuck each other, but yeah, censor the word “ass”.

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It’s not censored, that ass is money!

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And batman has a lot if a$$ to grab

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Death by SnuSnu

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Tbf, “Ok, heard. You don’t get on top, and keep them hands off my neck. I’ll be fine. Can I borrow that lasso for a bit?”

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Either Batman has a really nice ass, or Wonder Woman has man-ass.

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Superman knew what ass he was grabbing

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True Dat. Unless batman really has lead in his ass.

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You telling me Mr. X-Ray and Heat vision doesn’t have at least a passable night vision as well? He knew.

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Imo, a three-way with 1 woman and 2 men means doing things with both parties, otherwise it’s just sparkling heterosexuality.

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This is canon now.

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