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- took me a moment…

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I’m not even American but I’ve already voted for Joe Biden several times. Just wrote the name down on pieces of paper and mailed them off. Adressed them to Joe Biden too, so that shit counts double. Put some extra stamps on them, and that’s exponential growth in the number of times I voted for him. I’m practically a swing state of my own, the way I’m swinging my massive votes around.

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screenshotting this and sending it to fox news as an admission of guilt

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I’m very afraid some maga is going to read this comment and take it seriously.

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But The Onion and its six-member editorial board do not listen to outsiders. Nor do we listen to data, facts, polls, the U.S. government, or the widely panned Geneva Conventions.

I love it.

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49 points

Finally someone said it. I’m tired of the country of Geneva enforcing its conventions on me and how I approach wars.

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Calm down Canada.

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/c/NCD leaking

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Stop telling me what color shapes I can and cannot use, Geneva!

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I think Internet Explorer is in for him too.

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He’s all the buzz on AIM right now.

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I’m voting Netscape Navigator. Lesser evil.

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Netscape was never lesser or evil.

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Naw, they’re rooting for Eisenhower.

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70 points

upset at myself for taking a whole 10 seconds to get the joke

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It took me like 15 😭

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