‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For President

This better be satire

Never heard of the Onion before?

Edit. Oh Jesus, I looked at their comments. Insane nut job mascot.

Oh jeez I wished I didn’t look. Definitely just an account that only gets downvotes.

“‘The Onion’” is literally in the headline.

Just so everybody knows what kind of fucking liberal is this brain dead this guy regularly complains that lgbtq and trans people are bad because if you say bad things about them people get mad at you.

I’m not liberal, I am a conservative Republican, and I don’t necessarily say that the LGBTQ are bad, I say that the fact that they are making CHILDREN trans is bad, its VERY bad, kids as young as three years of age are making this permanent decision after being influenced to by their parents, they aren’t old enough to make this decision, let alone comprehend the ramifications of this decision

You weren’t kidding. This guy is one of those “I used to support gay rights but then they said I couldn’t use slurs anymore so now that’s why I’m a conservative.”

No, I dont mimd gay or trans people, be whoever the fuck you want, but when you start making kids trans and shit like that it crosses the line

I like the one where he said if you “criticize” a straight person only the straight person get mad at you but if you “criticize” a gay person everybody gets mad at you.

I warmly invite the guy to go anywhere other than here on the internet and criticize somebody FOR being straight, like I guarantee he does to gay people, and watch people get incredibly not mad that you’re criticizing straight people for being straight.

No, but you sound like you might be. A Trump supporter blatantly incapable of absorbing the information right in front of him. Typical.

I am a Trump supporter, and no I am not incapable of absorbing the information in front of me, you saying typical is stereotyping, arent you lefties supposed to discourage that in your magical crusade to be all inclusive? Fucking pansy

for the good of everyone on the planet, please never communicate another thought or feeling ever again, over any medium

Why would you insult America’s Finest News Source?

Its not America’s finest, X is currently actually the number one news source in the states

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fucking mush for brains.

The guy plays Starfield if you want another target to bully lmao

Have you read the article?

I was told there would be no fact checking

also fuck the mods

FFS, homie! You made me spit out some expensive booze! 😁

The follow up tweet is quite good;

Joe Biden has stood up to everyone who threatened this great nation, from Vladimir Putin to Anita Hill. And he supports women and minorities, based on that seemingly random lady he chose to be his vice president.

You would be too since reality is more satirical than anyone can imagine.

Get a sense of humour you boring fuck lmao

You’ve clearly not been following their Israel/Gaza headlines. They’ve absolutely been on fire.

Nah, they’re right you just suck

Im writting in Joe Biden this november

But a vote for Joe Biden is a vote for Trump!

Based, thank you for your vote

Did you forget to ask someone?

I want people to send this to him now!

How will you be able to tell? His speeches are so incoherent! Hahqhahqha

Suckers bet, I’m not taking it.

I guess none of you noticed the editorial board has a signature from Ted Kaczynski, aka Unabomber.

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

pretty incredible that they managed to get his signature even though he’s dead

Well don’t underestimate the reach of Global Tetrahedron.

Cover from January 2001: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion#/media/File:The_Onion,_January_18-24,_2001.jpg

That’s only of you listen to data. Stop listening to data.

Its a reoccurring gag.

I have never actually read The Onion, I just like seeing their headlines.

I need to wake up. I went to sleep drunk, I woke up feeling still drunk.

I read your username as “DopeSalad”

Thats not even CLOSE!

They’re now in newspaper format again, if that helps!

Search for their article on “Habitrail for Humanity” - it’s my favorite.

There’s some fun articles. Although I think they frequently drag on a little too long for a gag given my preference for not reading more than a few paragraphs at a time.

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