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What no pussy does to a mf

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Straight but being bi unlocks additional dialog options

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I’m not gay I just hate missing out

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What the fuck did I just read.

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A greentext. All the best greentexts are a wild ride. I admit it’s very much not always a window into how other people live, but it sure is a window into how other people think!

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I don’t think they’re homophobic, just in denial.

Also maybe bisexual and heteroromantic or smth else that’s hard to realize.

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Also maybe bisexual and heteroromantic or smth else that’s hard to realize.

I didn’t know how to phrase it for decades, even though I knew that’s what I was.

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Came here after the comment got deleted. Did that moron really claim that greentext dude is homophobic? He literally let himself fucked by his gay friend ffs.

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There’s an entire planet worth of difference between “Failing to have a fairly profound realization about yourself” and “being homophobic”. Sometimes people are just clueless. Other times, greentexts are all fake.

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9 points

…and gay

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“You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?”

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Well, rubber fist may really be a different thing. I even think that a real fist or even a dick sometimes doesn’t imply homosexually, only asserting dominance :(

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✈️ 🤨

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