22 points

Exe claim on d1? Obvious godfather, jailor exe this

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79 points

I don’t do it as often as before

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Look, if you stop you lose all the loyalty reward points you’ve been building up.

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48 points

Executioner’s guild has a good medical plan but you need to be credited for at least one execution per year. Kinda like the army.

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59 points

Flying back to Saudi Arabia from NYC with a huge axe for a single execution is barely worth the return flights these days, thanks Democrats.

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25 points

Can’t chop people’s heads off anymore because of woke

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wuz about to say, really burying the lede on this one lmfao

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You used to be able to be a man and an executioner without being judged. You can’t now because of choke

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27 points

Well that’s terrifying.

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37 points
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they found the guy that bonesawed khashoggi

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8 points

Nah, he’s just the executioner. He has that entrepreneurial spirit where he comes in for the action parts or “fun parts,” claims all credit for everything while dipping out and leaving the cleanup (bonesawing) for some other poor schlub.

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Me applying on LinkedIn for Tandoori Chef at the Saudi Embassy

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