My phone. It might be my laptop, but it’s currently not working. If you consider humans, me.
Air freshener.
Probably my hatchet, first aid kit, and a duffel bag I keep packed with all weather gear and a small tent as well as my headlamp, survival knife, and half a dozen MREs
I’m not even a “collapse is imminent” prepper kinda guy but it’s better to be safe than sorry, you never know.
Depends on the situation.
Currently? 40 pound box of cake mix I’m probably going to launch at my store manager.
My cat. Everything else in my room brings me either misery or a feeling of meh. Cat brings joy, which is difficult for me to obtain.