26 points

Spread syphilis?

permalink
report
reply
23 points

Spread smallpox.

permalink
report
parent
reply
13 points
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Those were the Dutch, no? Or was it just an overall European thing?

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

It’s the Nutella of 1492.

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

best I can do is monkeypox sorry

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

And get syphillis in exhange. and lung cancer from the tobacco

permalink
report
parent
reply
135 points

Leave home to buy some spices, then go to a wrong grocery store and make a mess there breaking everything on the shelves

permalink
report
reply
83 points

Don’t forget to kidnap a few employees too while you’re in the wrong store

permalink
report
parent
reply
34 points

And cut out their tongues and get arrested.

permalink
report
parent
reply
42 points

You gotta wipe out 90% of that wrong grocery store’s employees and patrons through communicable diseases, even the ones in corporate who have no idea who you are or have ever met you.

🫡

permalink
report
parent
reply
35 points

permalink
report
parent
reply
16 points

WTF now I’m almost pro-Columbus again.

permalink
report
parent
reply
22 points

And the spice isle is twice as long as you think it is, but you keep insisting that it’s that length.

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

Leave home with spices on a shopping list, come home with syphilis instead.

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points
*
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
parent
reply
47 points

Hundreds of years from now people will claim that only you knew that your route to the spice store existed while in reality everyone knew that it was too long.

permalink
report
reply
41 points

“Oh, you’re back. Did you bring back the cinnamon and nutmeg?”

“They were definitely out of those spices, but look at all of these severed hands!”

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

You found some other spice store on the way and convinced yourself it was the spice store you were after

permalink
report
parent
reply
7 points

Although the Norwegian couple living above you has been going there for years.

permalink
report
parent
reply
16 points

Unironically saw this meme while in line after having just done that.

permalink
report
reply
18 points

You got lost in the spice aisle? Because they generally are straight lines.

permalink
report
parent
reply
18 points

Eh, got lost looking for ground ginger. Started in the spice aisle, but they were out, so some directed me to the produce area (apparently didn’t realize I didn’t want whole ginger). After a bit more wandering, I turned some up in the Asian food section.

permalink
report
parent
reply
25 points
*

I think you’re celebrating Magellan Day or something. You don’t ever get to the Asian food section on Columbus Day if you celebrate it properly.

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

All ginger is ground ginger.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Did you go to the pharmacy looking for spices? Did you make a scene and berate their employees? You’re doing it wrong.

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

Naw, I just kidnapped a bunch of people and left some dirty old blankets laying around /s

permalink
report
parent
reply
11 points

While you have COVID so you can side-kill anyone not immune.

permalink
report
reply

Microblog Memes

!microblogmemes@lemmy.world

Create post

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, Twitter X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

Community stats

  • 13K

    Monthly active users

  • 1.8K

    Posts

  • 79K

    Comments