Spread syphilis?
Leave home to buy some spices, then go to a wrong grocery store and make a mess there breaking everything on the shelves
Don’t forget to kidnap a few employees too while you’re in the wrong store
You gotta wipe out 90% of that wrong grocery store’s employees and patrons through communicable diseases, even the ones in corporate who have no idea who you are or have ever met you.
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Hundreds of years from now people will claim that only you knew that your route to the spice store existed while in reality everyone knew that it was too long.
You found some other spice store on the way and convinced yourself it was the spice store you were after
Unironically saw this meme while in line after having just done that.
You got lost in the spice aisle? Because they generally are straight lines.
Eh, got lost looking for ground ginger. Started in the spice aisle, but they were out, so some directed me to the produce area (apparently didn’t realize I didn’t want whole ginger). After a bit more wandering, I turned some up in the Asian food section.
I think you’re celebrating Magellan Day or something. You don’t ever get to the Asian food section on Columbus Day if you celebrate it properly.
Did you go to the pharmacy looking for spices? Did you make a scene and berate their employees? You’re doing it wrong.
While you have COVID so you can side-kill anyone not immune.