4 points

This tip only works if you have an iPhone, if you own an android they will know you are lying

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8 points

How?

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6 points

Android at 1% lasts more than iOS at 1%.

(It’s a meme, but it’s kind of true)

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9 points

or you can just not answer to begin with??

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Well, you have to answer to make sure that nobody died; otherwise, if you let it go to voicemail, then you just sit and wait to see if a message is left, and then oh shit, they did. Now, I’m going through the 2 fucking minutes it seems to take to get to my voicemail, my heart pounding, oh God, what happened? And then it’s just a robot trying to reach me about my car’s extended insurance.

(End scene)

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That’s horrific.

Do your device not do voicemail transcripts?

I only listen to a voicemail is the transcript is so bad it’s unreadable, which hasn’t happened in a very long time

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16 points

Unless they have you on the Find My app with an iPhone then they can see your battery.

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8 points

Haha Find My Network goes [Turned Off]

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24 points

You are a shit introvert if you are letting people track your phone. Start listening to Skeletor more.

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35 points
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iPhone users’ brains work different

Why would you willingly let someone else track you?

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1 point

It’s called marriage. It isn’t so bad once you get used to it.

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4 points

That’s toxic AF

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2 points

Not understanding why someone would give their family and friends access to their location in case of an emergency really is a peak internet moment

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22 points

I can understand turning it on if you’re doing something like going backcountry hiking by yourself, and turning it off when you’re back.

But leaving it on all the time so people I know can open an app and see where I am at any given moment? That’s creepy as fuck. There are people in my life who I trust, and care about me, but that’s still creepy as fuck.

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8 points

If you are a cellphone user I have bad news for you

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5 points

Legend has it that someone’s phone is still “about to die” to this day

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8 points

Thanks

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