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Don’t hang up. Instead, enable airplane mode for increased verisimilitude.

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Thanks for showing me a new word! “Verisimilitude” seems useful.

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For those like me…

noun: The quality of appearing to be true or real. synonym: truth.

Context implied it but still…Nice word!

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I’m glad you like it! I like how it’s made up of three common and easily-identifiable components: it uses the same root as verify meaning true, the same root as similar meaning “like”, with tude being a common suffix like -ness. Basically “true-likeness”.

https://www.etymonline.com/word/*were-o-
https://www.etymonline.com/word/*sem-#etymonline_v_52581
https://www.etymonline.com/word/-tude#etymonline_v_18793

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There really needs to be a word of the day community on here!

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6 points

Just keep your phone permanently in airplane mode; problem fixed.

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I would try this and say “I’m about to die” by accident and then spend five minutes explaining the mistake and five days thinking about it. No thanks,.

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Tried this at work the other day. Apparently this doesn’t work in call centers… anyone hiring?

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“My wireless bluetooth headset is about to die…”

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Look for those “call before you dig” signs, then do the opposite.

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Where are the rest of the tips? Asking for a friend.

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My phone’s about to die, but I’ll start typing the rest of the tips for your friend:

  • Never, in ANY circumstance
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Here’s one, set an alarm to go off in the middle of a date, pretend it’s a phone call and if the date is going badly “take the call” and say you’ve got to leave. I could say my roommate has forgot their keys and accidentally locked themselves out for example.

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I’ll wait with you in awkward silence.

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Never start a phone call.

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And don’t just press the red button. Turn on airplane mode so it says connection timeout instead of call ended.

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How about throwing it into a faraday cage? Like the bags used for those transponders for tolls, or wrap it in foil… Or just mute the phone and ignore it.

Thank you Skeletor!

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I believe the phone does hang up the active call as part of its shutdown routine though. So getting a hangup message is still in line with that.

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