Those place tend to have 80% of the decision makers with an obvious ADHD.

Enthusiastically blabbering about their latest hype. But somehow this is what sells to the investors.

Well look at mister fancy brain over here who’s all like “I see an important thing that needs to be done and then I go do it” and shit!

I’m fixing a hole where the rain comes in, and stops my mind from wandering…

Woah there cowboy. Settle down. I don’t think you can fit in that hole. Prolly wouldn’t feel very good.

i won’t be able to sit still for 5 minutes either if i know there’s a whole. that said, i still wouldn’t be fixing that hole

The hole could also be a metaphor.

Big woof*

Is this the start of “relevant Sesame Street” replacing “relevant XKCD”?