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This lady claims to be an expert but doesn’t even mention the poop knife?!

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The poop knife is irrelevant until and unless one plans to flush, which this question did not ask.

Also, why do you assume the nurse is a lady?

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Why is every comment after this removed?

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I think it turned into some amount of shit slinging that stopped being relevant to the shit at hand. I’m guessing mods decided to close that sphincter before the verbal diarrhea overflowed the rim of the post ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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“gaping rectum” is distinctly ladylike, no?

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I think the question OP didn’t want to ask was, “does all of this dick in my ass affect my poops?”

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This is what we’re training LLMs on.

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Thank god for that.

Imagine if LLM were made in Oxford in the 1950’s.

It be trained on the fucking Iliad and Shakespeare.

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Thankfully it’s being trained on some real intellectual discourse like your rectum getting stretched out by rock hard shit instead of that garbage

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Thou art wise as thou art beautiful

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I mean, we’re only a few years away from some hemingway books being in the public domain. We could have had some LLMs trained on that.

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I doth say, that would verily be low-key lit

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Hey Alexa, please examine my rectum

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Can’t watch the video right now, but I watched the first few seconds on mute, and I think I get the jist.

Honestly, I would not be surprised if there is soon (or even already) a fancy ass smart toilet claiming to analyze your health via poops

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good, it beats the incompetent assholes that just tell you not to do things when you ask them how to do them just because they are harmful.

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Don’t tell people not to do things. It’s harmful.

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“AI,” what should I do about being constipated?

Painfully stretch your rectum to gaping in order to accommodate your constipation.

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Be brave and reach in.

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Your rectum stretches anyway. It’s actually kind of like a big stretchy poop bag. You’re thinking anus. -nurse

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That is called impaction removal, and I have done that to people for fun and profit.

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As a CNA? Your RNs were lazy. They shouldn’t allow CNAs to do digital disimpaction. In some places even RNs aren’t allowed to do it, only providers.

Edit: looked it up and it gets so dumb that some MDs will consult surgery to do a digital disimpaction in teaching hospitals, lol.

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Reddit certainly did have it’s moments, didn’t it?

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have its* moments

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Ah, just like Reddit now!

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Reddit was better when the community did actually enforce basic grammar.

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The Kevin history was wild

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Yeah Kevin is still one of the all time best to beat.

Also the lazy boat captain.

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I never heard about that captain

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I was going to mention that one. I don’t think they were the captain though.

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yeah I sort of miss that … getting shittymorphed too was always a joy

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He was here when the app shit show first happened

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I’ll always remember the kid who broke both his arms and his helpful mom.

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Was that because of the same reminders over and over, every other thread?

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That’s something I certainly don’t miss.

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I wouldn’t call that a forgettable kind of story. Sure I forget most of the details, but the main points would probably even survive Alzheimer’s.

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Honestly that is probably the least fucked up infamous Reddit story.

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Or the cunnilingus jolly rancher

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I prefer putting whores before descartes.

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Strange. I prefer putting Descartes before the whores. They tend to have interesting insights into his ideas

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Strange. I prefer putting Descartes before the whores. They tend to have interesting insights into his ideas

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Between that and Colby, you have the full spectrum of Reddit sexual encounters.

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Impressive that he still managed to break his mom with two broken arms.

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Great

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