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One must imagine Maths grads happy

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i

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sqrt(-1)

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The answer is obvious. You need 2 trolleys to take both tracks.

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MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING!!

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Look at this genius here, optimizing the solution… 😂🤣

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People = good

People = good

Why is that so hard to remember?

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People = bad?

People = bad!

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Dont make me get the spray bottle

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well, with 2 trolleys it is the same amount of suffering as with 1

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I’d do top case since the number of people killed would converge to -1/12 meaning no suffering

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I thought that was for the sum of all positive integers (1+2+3+…). The sum if ones converges to ½.

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I go for option 1.

In all programming languages that I know, integers have a maximum number. E.g., in C that’d be 2,147,483,647. After that, you would run into an overflow, resulting in either…

  • a crash (train stops, no more deaths),
  • death count suddenly turns negative (all people previously killed are suddenly alive again and even new people are generated out of nowhere) - until we reach the next overflow when people disappear and start dying again
  • or - if it’s an unsigned integer - death count resets everytime we reach the maximum limit

So compared to option 2, we have a chance of stopping the death count. And even if the train keeps running, we have essentially option 2 but the same people only die very rarely. If we assume a cycle of 1 death per second and an integer boundary of 2,147,483,647, that’s just one death every 68 years per person involved. Seems more fair to me compared to 100 people constantly dying over and over again.

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So the Zapp Brannigan approach?

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Yeah okay but by that logic you’d also have to quantize time and the suffering would end either way in a finite amount of time.

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Or is it like a Y2K death trolly and when the overflow happens the universe doesn’t catch the exception and things get weird. Like suddenly any number can be divided by 0.

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They used database to store integer…

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Ah, but eventually the trolley breaks down, and in the case of the reincarnating circle, you end up with zero deaths (but a whole lot of Therapy)

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