Thanks, Onion, that does make me feel better.

15 points

Reminding myself that I’ll most probably outlive Trump and Putin provides me happiness.

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I keep saying that Trumps greatest virtue is that he is mortal and will die. It is amazing for my mood.

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14 points

Wish you’d hurry up with it

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IT ALL DEPENDS ON HOW YOU LOOK AT IT

I.
Terezin is full of beauty.
It’s in your eyes now so clear
And through the street the tramp
Of many marching feet I hear.
In the ghetto at Terezin.
It looks that way to me,
Is a square kilometer of earth
Cut off from the world that’s free.

II.
Death, after all, claims everyone,
You find it everywhere.
It catches up with even those
Who wear their noses in the air.
The whole, wide world is ruled
With a certain justice, so
That helps perhaps to sweeten
The poor man’s pain and woe.

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It’s a great reason to keep on living. I was thrilled when Kissinger finally croaked

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The fact that I don’t have to breathe the same air as that piece of shit, still fills me with joy. Same with Rumsfeld though not to the same degree. Waiting to line up to piss on Dick Cheney’s grave.

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2 points

Knowing he won’t be around to see the result of his climate change denial does not make me happier :/

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4 points

I’ve been thinking about this regularly and it does not make me feel better

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The article was published January 23, 2013, so that was almost 12 years ago.

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29 points

Okay now it makes me feel better. Didn’t like the thought of him going another 20yrs :(

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21 points

Damn this article is on the nose

Why, by 2020, I, a man who recently tried to extort the sitting president of the United States to release his college and passport records, might even begin to show signs of serious and unavoidable decline in mental and physical faculties, and doesn’t that just perk your spirits right up?

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I don’t wanna wait, For his life to be over

I want to know right now, what will it be?

I don’t wanna wait for his life to be over

Will it be yes or will it be… sorry?

Doo doo doo doooo

Doo doo doo doooo

Doo doo doo doo doooo

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