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Federal bureau of incompetents. Likely faked all the evidence or snared him in a gotcha. They aren’t good people. They don’t belong among us.

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You should probably read beyond the headline

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Buddy, if this is your reaction to reading a humouristic headline, you need to touch grass.

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I’m feeling like this account is nothin but a lil troll

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Is that any way to talk about a person who, if you look at their history, is currently regrowing their own teeth with garlic after doing their own root canal using hydrogen peroxide and essential oils?

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Just look for shapes in clouds.

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Amogus

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ACAB, but you can hardly get upset about this case. Of all the shady things the FBI does, this doesn’t even register.

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That’s an answer I guess

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Kind of clickbait. That’s not why he was arrested. Nor is it why they found him.

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Yep but it insinuates it.

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Nobody said the title said that was the reason. If you’re going to be pedantic, at least be consistent.

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Weird, the Flowers By Irene truck is still outside.

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Wanted to upvote you, but accidentally clicked the link. Whooops.

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o7

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I trie: it said it’s actually very easy to tell, and… hold on a sec, someone’s at the door

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