440

Trump Releases Skull Measurements From Phrenology Exam(theonion.com)

posted
by
Avatar
RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works
in
Avatar
theonion@midwest.social
17 comments
hidereport
Sort:
HotTopControversialNewOld
Avatar
gibmiser@lemmy.world
62 points

OK this one got me. Hook line sinker.

permalink
report
reply
Avatar
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
29 points

Lol, this isn’t even a parody. It’s just a very real thing he could say at any moment.

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
5 points

Normally when I say something is obviously satire and someone comes up with “BUT IN CURRENT DAY IT COULD HAPPEN” it pisses me off…

But you… you could not be more right hahahaha

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
rtxn@lemmy.world
45 points

YOUR BODY BETRAYS YOUR DEGENERACY.

permalink
report
reply
Avatar
Coelacanth@feddit.nu
5 points

Let’s hope the influence of this ham-sandwich man is waning too.

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org
4 points

This comparison isn’t fair to ham sandwiches. I like them and want them to stay around.

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
minyakcurry@monyet.cc
6 points

Is this quoting measurehead?

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml
12 points
*

WHAT IS LEFT OF THE PINK, PUNY HAM SANDWICH’S MIND HAS DECAYED DUE TO THE RAVAGES OF VENEREAL DISEASE AND OBESITY. HE IS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THE STUPIDITY AND GENETIC INFERIORITY THAT CHARACTERIZE HIS WEAK AND DECADENT RACE.

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works
3 points

Apparently, the ideal skull is Obama’s. I want to study the Don’s one though.

permalink
report
reply
Avatar
demizerone@lemmy.world
39 points

I legit had to do a second take. He would do this.

permalink
report
reply
Avatar
Akasazh@lemmy.world
1 point

The only thing he releases is fraudulent blabber and foul odor

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
P00ptart@lemmy.world
4 points

Same. I could totally see him releasing a phrenology exam and claiming it was his health screening.

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
5 points

“According to this debunked racist quackery I’m the best person who ever lived.”

My first thought: I can’t believe this idiot found a phrenologist.

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
linearchaos@lemmy.world
2 points

I don’t have enough phrens, Putin barely talks to me anymore, and un is busy playing blow up the bridge. I need a phrenologist.

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
CobblerScholar@lemmy.world
6 points

Crunch…

permalink
report
reply

The Onion

!theonion@midwest.social

Create post

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

Community stats

  • 5.7K

    Monthly active users

  • 1K

    Posts

  • 14K

    Comments

Community moderators