I work in a public school district and i visit about a dozen different schools. Bosses are making us share our calendars, thinking they’ll be able to track us and catch us doing something wrong. I’m planning to add “started my period” every couple of weeks. Are there other good outlook tricks to fuck with them?
ETA- This is my work calendar, not my personal calendar. I know that seems reasonable but it’s being done as a petty micromanagement tactic. There are about 20 of us in my department who drive from school to school every day working with kids with physical disabilities. They don’t just want to know when we’re in meetings - they want every minute of our day to be accounted for - 8 to 830 school A, 840 to 11 school B, etc. I go to 14 schools. If my kid at school A is absent or if i get a call from school J that i need to stop by to fix a wheelchair, am I supposed to pull over and update my calendar so they can find me? I could spend an hour a day in parking lots editing my calendar. Most days i eat lunch in my car between schools. Last year they made a rule that we can’t carry to-go cups because it looks like we have enough free time to drive thru Starbucks. It’s just to be controlling.
Throw in a abortion appointment in there from time to time, and maybe a STD full check up. Maybe a " retry to get gun license." And maybe once or twice a month put The unholy orgy on a weekend.
“That Eyes Wide Shut party.”
“Anal cleanse”
“Oral Cleanse”
“Facial with boyfriend”
“Facial with trainer”
“Bestie massage”
“FBI interview”
“EOD license review”
“Meet with handler”
“DOL debrief of investigation”
“Oral argument with Boyfriend”
“DEEP tissue massage with other boyfriend”
“Knitting”
“” “Knitting” "
“Bad Dragon review due”
“Bible Study”
“Struggle Snuggle”
“Train(stretch before, and during)”
“BBC show party”
“Prayer with elderly”
“That thing with horses”
“Doctor visit after horse thing”
“Followup about the prolapse”
“Oncology appt”
“shave head?”
“Wig shopping?”
“Meet with lawyer about will”
“Tell BF”
“Tell sir”
“Talk with pastor/confession?”
“Record video for (insert kid name here)”
Many people have quit and sent letters to the school board on their way out. I’ll include “Dinner with ___ (rotating list of people who have asked the board to fire her).”
Period every couple of weeks… lmao.
For every hour put “8am block” “9am block” etc and it will completely fill their calendar.
You could use a paper planner and refuse to use the calendar too.
I like this. Just one little further tweak: every hour block should be a time zone conversion to a completely useless time.
For example the hour long block at 8:00am would be: 0:00-0:59 Ugandan time
For even more bonus points, account for Uganda not observing DST.
I use a separate calendar for real stuff. Just making up stuff to put in this one and copying it each week.
Your planned menu: all meals.
Does your boss fish? If not, this might look disturbing to him.
Five Guys Hooker tournament 2-4. Entry: $75. Min length: 8". Biting = Big O
Fishing tournament sponsored by Five Guys from 2-4pm. Entry fee is $75. Any fish under 8" don’t count towards total weight. “Big O” lure is expected to perform well.
Just have a work calendar for your working hours, don’t put anything personal on it.
Most calendar systems let you maintain multiple calendars, and share them independently, but you still get to see them all at once on your interface.
