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Save jellyfish by polluting the oceans with plastic

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Save the trees, eat the beavers!

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If I was a hungry sea turtle, I would simply eat the jellyfish instead of the plastic.

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If I was a hungry sea turtle, I’d open the jars to check which one of them has jellyfish inside.

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Hey, that’s cheating!

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Cheating according to wh—oh, darn, shrink-wrap license strikes again

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If I was a hungry sea turtle, I’d just order a pizza.

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Be a rebel by also doing your best to avoid the trash in the first place.

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And most importantly, work to disassemble the systems that normalize and support the production of the wasteful and toxic materials we now call trash.

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Are you suggesting that we should burn down companies and factories? Cuz I’d never agree to meet you at a specific time and place so that we could disassemble the means of production and effectively delete entire toxic cogs of the economy.

In fact, tell me precisely where and when you plan on meeting so that I can definitely avoid you.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle, revolt

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i would NEVER suggest burning down factories, as those can be quite easily reconfigured to produce useful things or simply be converted into quite nice neighbourhoods.

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How do the turtles open the jars?

This is fucked up, the scientists ought to know turtles can’t operate jars.

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The answer seems obvious. Introduce the turtles to Kraft Mac and Cheese. Its better than jellyfish and still comes in a paperboard box.

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Mac and cheese? How do you not know turtles love pizza?

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The ones that moved to NYC, maybe. But no one likes soggy, salt-watered crust.

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