4 points
TIL sponges don’t do punctuation.
16 points
What about phylum neutral bathrooms?
8 points
Echinoderms:
104 points
Feel like a good sponge costume would allow you to pee right where you are.
7 points
I got the “Robert Sponge Rectangle Slacks” version from Spirit Halloween… but it doesn’t hold water when pissing myself :(
3 points
24 points
What if you take off the costume? Humans aren’t entirely bilaterally symmetrical (at least not on the inside) and obviously not radially symmetrical so the paradox continues.
18 points
2 points
14 points