Extended updates always cost money, and this is pretty cheap relative to extended support for previous versions of Windows. I don’t understand why it’s newsworthy?

Windows 10 is nearly ten years old.

But all my Windows VMs are offline and already years out of date? Go home Microsoft.

Counteroffer - spend that $30 on a drink and turn them down. Just keep on using windows 10 and clog up their support tickets ^_

How about I continue using it forever and I just MIGHT not blow up all your datacenters ?

“Please you monsters, just pay, our children are getting older, and it’s time they moved out and bought their OWN islands off Seattle!”