How close was it?

5 points

Tried to crash my car into a bridge stanchion, chickened out, tore the mirror off.

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When I was a kid I put a yellow cherry pit up my nose while my family and I were on a bus. I remember trying to dig it out, but pushing it deeper every time I did until I started sneezing uncontrollably. By this point I was crying, but it was so far up that nobody could see it and thought I was lying. The bus driver stopped doing his route and took us to the nearest hospital. They were able to find it and 3 nurses held me down while the doctor stuck some medical pliers up my nose to pull it out. After wards the doctor said that had it been 1 centimeter deeper I would have asphyxiated to death and yelled at my parents for letting me have small object.

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How can putting something up your nose asphyxiate you? It can’t block the airways, right? It would have to get to you through.

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I think the doc was trying to scare the kid and parents

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12 points

I was shot with an rocket propelled grenade once.

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9 points

goddamn. how close was it?

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8 points

About 9 inches away. The tip malfunctioned and didn’t detonate lol

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Broken neck and back riding a bicycle (roadie/amateur racer) into two SUVs that were crashing in front of me. I took a 30mph hit directly to my head with nearly the entire force of my body into my forehead. As a reference, at sea level, a person diving from a ten story building would have a similar velocity hitting the ground head first. I was told I only survived because I was initially unconscious for 3 hours as the damage to C1 and the base of my skull would have been fatal if I had moved substantially before the swelling had time to build pressure.

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Wow, it’s fortunate there wasn’t a bystander that tried to move you while you were out. I hope you’re doing ok now.

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“Jesus, it’s a good thing you weren’t on the sidewalk or this would have been way more dangerous!” -cyclists for some reason

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Now that’s really close.

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I was in ICU for two weeks with 3 days on critical round the clock watch. I don’t care to talk about it because 10 years later I’m still disabled, but thanks for the shit comment

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4 points

Shit, meant to say ‘Now that’s close’. Stupid typo.

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I have not seen myself closed enough until now. Just think that could be anytime and anywhere but nothing has really frightened me.

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For everyone who thinks they were never that close it was probably while driving or crossing the street. It just takes one distracted driver and you’re passing thousands of them.

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Yeah

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